ROTTEN APPLES 

This is a story about adolescent boys in a small town.  It takes place early in the fall of my first year of junior high school.  Like most kids starting out in a new school, I wanted to fit in and make new friends.  I was especially drawn to a clique of boys from Edison grade school.  One boy in that group was a risk-taker.  His name was Bob.  This group of boys often followed Bob’s lead in mischievous behaviors.

 I was with the boys from Edison on a Saturday evening in the fall of 1950.  We were wandering through my neighborhood.  The Edison boys were unfamiliar with my side of their school district boundary.  They had grown up in the adjoining school district and had no reason to venture into mine.  I found myself acting as a guide.  I suggested that we go to see if there were any apples left in an abandoned apple orchard.  We walked up the hill and behind the old farmhouse to the orchard.  The apples had all fallen.  They lay the ground and seemed to be undamaged, but when we picked them up it became evident that while the skin was intact, the inside of the apples was rotten and mushy.  Apparently, the apples had fallen into the deep meadow grass, of the unattended orchard.  They had not been damaged in the fall, but they had subsequently rotted from the inside.

These rotten apples were nature’s water balloons.  Bob threw one at one of the other boys.  An apple battle followed.  Laughing and shouting, we hid behind the old tree trunks and lobbed apple bombs at one another.  The apple fight was fun for a short time.  But the excitement quickly wore thin. A car drove by.  Bob said “Hey! Let’s throw rotten apples at cars.”  I felt, that this was not a good idea but, none of the other boys objected.  I did not want to be considered a sissy, and fall into disfavor with this group of potential friends.  I remained silent.  We each gathered an arm full of rotten apples and proceeded down the hill to a nearby house which had a low hedge overlooking Fairmont Boulevard.  The hedge was like a fortress wall.  Behind it, we were, out of sight.  A couple of cars passed.  We stood up and threw our sloppy grenades at them.  The apples hit the cars, with a kersplat.  The cars accelerated away.  The apples would make a mess but would not damage the cars.  A bus came by. We pelted it.

There was not much traffic.  We waited.  Eventually, a car approached slowly.  We tossed apples as it.  It accelerated but rather than trying to escape our barrage, it came toward us and drove into the driveway next to our fortress hedge.  As it pulled off the street, we saw that it was a cop car.  We all ran up the hill behind the house.  Three of the boys stopped partway up the hill, I ran a few steps further and crawled under a pine tree and behind scotch broom bushes.   Bob continued to run into the woods beyond.  When the officer rounded the corner of the house with his flashlight, he easily spotted the three boys standing in a group at the edge of the woods.  He commanded, “You boys stop right there.”  They froze in the light of his lantern.  Unlike boys of today, we did not fear the police. This was more like being caught for a foul, by the referee in a basketball game.  The officer came up to the three boys saying something about the danger of our vandalism and the potential damage that we could have caused.  I was out of sight but only a few feet from them.  As he spoke he shined his flashlight around at the brush surrounding the boys.  His light passed over me in my hiding place.  I thought ‘He sees me.’ Then he commanded, “You boys come with me.”  I thought he meant me also so I crawled out from under the tree.  The officer had not seen me.  He was clearly surprised at my appearance.  Bob was not caught.  The officer put us in his cruiser. Three boys in the back seat, I sat next to him in the front passenger seat.  There was no electronic console nor was there a steel screen between front and back seats, as police cruisers have today.  He took us to the police station at the city jail.

Upon entering, he proudly announced to the other officers “These are the boys who were throwing apples up on Fairmount Boulevard.”    The police questioned us.  We each had our fingerprints and photographs taken.  However we were not put in a cell, rather we were told to wait in the lobby while they contacted our parents to come pick us up.  When Dad arrived in formal clothes, Mom and Dad had been attending an event at the country club. The officer explained what had happened.   I followed Dad to his car, a four door sedan with bench seats.  There was another couple with him.   He said “Tod, you get in back with the women.”  No one spoke as we drove home.      

The following Monday, in the school cafeteria, we were telling other boys about our rotten apple arrest.  I was clearly one of the gang, now that we had been arrested together.  Bob rebuked us for getting caught.  He said. “If you had kept running into the woods none of us would have been caught.”

 Two weeks later we boys and our parents were summoned to the court of Judge Barber.  The judge told us that we were “skating on thin ice”.   He said that he would be keeping an eye on each of us.  He said that if we stayed out of trouble in the future, he would expunge our record so that this arrest would not shade our future.

So that was it.  No handcuffs, no trials, no fines, no jail time.  We did stay out of trouble, or at least I did.  Bob went on to be arrested several times, always for adolescent pranks.  Among the parents, Bob was referred to as the ring leader and the rotten apple of our group.  

Now, writing of these events 70 years later, I am aware that each of the boys, involved in the rotten apple arrest, went on to have families and successful carriers.  Bob, the “bad apple”, rose to the highest status of any of us.  He was a university professor and researcher.  He is an internationally recognized authority in his field of marine parasitology.  He has had over 315 papers published.  There is no doubt that the leniency of Judge Barber and the legal system of our small town was instrumental in our having lived fulfilling lives.  Had any of us, most likely Bob, been treated as a criminal and sent to a “juvenile correctional facility”, as is done now, his life would have turned out very differently.  I think about the many contemporary kids, especially those in urban centers, who are sent to prison as juveniles. I wonder how their incarcerations and criminal records impact their lives.  

Copyright 5/1/2022 by Theodore “Tod” Lundy, Architect